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If the Tea Party were successful, would the Red Cross have to change how they teach first aid?

First Aid - Tea Party style.

"Alright now the first thing you want to do is find out if they have insurance. If they can't talk just see if you can find their wallet and look for an insurance card. If you can't find an insurance card, just roll them over, stomp on the back of their head and go on to the next person."

Thoughts?

Public Comments

1. WOW yes definitely.
Because there has been such a long history of people without insurance getting trampled on by paramedics...

2. If the TEA party were in charge we'd have NO federal debt and plenty of money to fund the Red Cross.

3. lol no.

4. Admit it. You never even thought about this $#%$ until you heard about the Tea Party

5. no

the tea party doesn't espouse any of those things.


But don't show up the ER for the sniffles and expect tax payers to cover YOUR bill.

6. A few other possible checklist items....

The first thing you will need to check for are any signs of possible "unborn's," which will obviously get priority over any actual living humans, unless of course human has a net worth of over $400 million dollars, and happens to contribute to Republican politicians.

Check the victims skin color. Of course we're not racist, this is simply needed so you can drop not so subtle hints about this, every chance you get through the treatment process.

Check to see if the victim is a citizen. If not do nothing. If they are, re-check their skin color. If they have dark skin they have to be from Africa. Therefore you will need to obtain a US birth certificate. If one is produced, it will of course have to be a forgery.

7. If the Tea Party wins the next election get ready for Faith Based everything.

8. First, Pray to Jesus.
Second, pour holy water.
Third, CPR
Fourth, Pray
Fifth, Bring to hospital.

9. My thought is that only a complete fool would ask such a question.

10. You will never give up on the idea of handouts in the name of Social Justice , the only Justice you seek is for yourself----come to think of it that's not very thoughtful of you at all

11. Correct except for the last part. Stomping them in the face is more fun -- especially if its a small child.

12. Ironic you ask for thoughts when your question doesn't provoke any. Is this what you have to do to keep pumped-up an image of the Tea Parties you want to believe in? There is no thinking involved here, just superficial reaction to inflame. What kind of basis for a political belief is that?

13. Cool unsourced quote, bro.

Here's an other:

"I want all you Democrats to go out there and get minorities to sign up for government programs. See, we give them just enough money to get by but not enough to thrive. This keeps them under our control for life. We are their masters' now! They are our slaves; slaves to the government dollar! They will vote for us because we promise them more money, of course, we will never deliver, but the hope of more 'free' money will keep them coming back to use just like the good dogs that they are!"

See, I can just drop unsourced quotes as well.

14. It SURE seems that way !!