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assorted cat jokes....?

What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
It's meow-sic to their ears!

Why do cats eat fur balls?
Because they love a good gag!

Why does everyone love cats?
They're purr-fect!

What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
A sourpuss!

What do you call it when a cat bites?
Catnip!

What's every cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice!

What do you call it when a cat stops?
A paws!

What's a cat's second favorite food?
Spa-catti!

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?
A first-aid kit!

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?
Catsup!

Where do cats write down notes?
Scratch Paper!

What kind of cats lay around the house?
Car-pets!

How do cats buy things?
From a cat-alogue!

Public Comments

1. *Another good one !
Thank You for the laugh!*

2. I loved these...thanks!

3. here's two hands clapping**
a paws, a paws

4. hahaha good ones...

5. Those are sooooooooooooo cute, DC... I will share them with my cats when I arrive home...^-^

6. i loved the third one best but they all good lol

7. that was good..lol

8. What do you call female cats ?
Cathy

9. Cute

10. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

11. those were my kind of jokes! meow!

12. those were the second-lamest things i have heard yet today.

13. ahuh, nice one