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For you cat and dog lovers - this is a hoot!
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> > How To Give A Cat A Pill
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> >
> > 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left
> arm as if
> holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on
> either side of
> cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while
> > holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop
> pill into
> mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
> >
> > 2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa.
> Cradle cat in
> left arm and repeat process.
> >
> > 3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill
> away.
> >
> > 4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left
> arm, holding
> rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push
> pill to
> back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a
> > count of ten.
> >
> > 5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top
> of wardrobe.
> Call spouse from garden.
> >
> > 6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between
> knees, hold front
> and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse
> > to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden
> ruler into
> mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat
> vigorously.
> >
> > 7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill
> from foil wrap.
> Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully
> sweep
> shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one
> > side for gluing later.
> >
> > 8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on
> cat with head
> just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking
> straw,
> force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
> >
> > 9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to
> humans, drink 1
> beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's
> forearm and
> remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
> >
> > 10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another
> pill. Open
> another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door on
> neck, leave
> head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick
> pill down
> throat with elastic band.
> >
> > 11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard
> door back on
> hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot,
> drink.
> > Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for
> date of last
> tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect.
> Toss back
> another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from
> bedroom.
> >
> > 12. Call fire department to retrieve the damn cat from
> across the
> road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while
> swerving to
> avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
> >
> > 13. Tie the little bastard's front paws to rear
> paws with garden
> twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find
> heavy-duty
> pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by
> large
> piece of filet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head
> vertically and
> pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
> >
> > 14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive
> you to the
> emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers
> and forearm
> and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call
> > furniture shop on way home to order new table.
> >
> > 15. Arrange for SPCA to collect mutant cat from hell
> and call local
> pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > How To Give A Dog A Pill
> >
> > 1. Wrap it in bacon.
> >
> > 2. Toss it in the air.

ok if you laughed please star..thanks!!

Public Comments

1. LOL thanks and have a great weekend

2. lol, thanks for the laugh.

3. Good one! If I could offer a slight variation, please, keep 1 & 2, but re-number them 2 & 3. Then add as '1':

1. Make sure dog observes process for giving cat a pill.

Just struck me as I read 1-15. I liked it!

4. Haha! Some kinda crazy!

5. Very true, very funny, I had to replace my sheers once because in less than 2 minutes she had them destroyed, Donna

6. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

7. omg! i luv this. rofl!